With wmhikikomori you get a nice little dockapp to constantly remind you how long you lived in total isolation. You can easily keep track when you last talked to a person in real life, how many days you haven’t left your home and the date of the last time you had fun with the opposite sex.
For comments, see the original dockapps.org entry.
This dockapp is not maintained by the Window Maker Developers Team. Please visit the dockapp's website for downloads.